Grading Is Scarier Than Ghosts
Made for teachers who survive October one stack of papers at a time.
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Ordering opens shortly. Leave your email and we send one note the day it opens.
- Original CyberMax design, printed when you order
- Free US standard shipping, included in the price
- Damaged, misprinted or not as described? Reprint or full refund within 14 days
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Body length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Questions
When can I order?
CyberMax Merch is opening soon. Leave your email above and we send one email when ordering opens (you confirm first; nothing else is sent).
How is it made?
Each item is printed on demand by our print partner after you order: direct-to-garment printing on tees and hoodies, sublimation on mugs, matte paper for posters and vinyl for stickers. Nothing sits in a warehouse.
How long does shipping take?
Printing usually takes 2-5 business days, then US standard delivery usually takes 3-8 business days. These are estimates, not guarantees, and peak season can be slower. US addresses only for now; standard shipping is included in the price.
Can I return it?
Because every item is printed for you, we can't accept returns for a change of mind or the wrong size; please check the size chart. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or not as described, email us within 14 days with a photo and we reprint it or refund you in full.
Are the designs original?
Yes. Every design is drawn by CyberMax from scratch, with open-licence fonts. We don't use characters, team logos, celebrity names or anyone else's artwork, and every phrase is checked against live US trademarks before it goes on sale.
Who do I contact?
Email cybermax.tools@gmail.com. We reply within 2 business days.